The Standard

8 May 2025 · Lew, Matt, Will, Moe, Jamie

£20.00 pp

Starter, rice, main, naan, 2 doms and 2 beers

What happened

  • Yann and Namdi in the window was a lovely surprise
  • Waiter was a cunt and the second beer smelt funny
  • They brought 2 keema naan and 2 peshwari but no garlic naan
  • Lew got £25 knocked off and it turned into £45 total
  • Lew and Matt never got their mains and nobody got a starter
  • The worst Brick Lane curry in history

Per-member breakdown

MemberFood QualityServiceVibeDeal
Lew0000.5
Matt0001
Will3.5100.5
Moe3020.5
Jamie40.520.5